<3 #santjordi #rosas #instapic
THE NEW YORK CREW OUT CLUBBING AND HAVING FUN
WHY CAN’T THIS BE SEASON 6
"We are not friends"
I had an urge to draw these two *u*
and NOW DANIEL FINN SCHUESTER OGH MY GOD
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
BLAINE’S BOWTIE’S UNDONE OMG HOT
but like, how many times have kurt and blaine gone to that bar like wow
wowowowo finn no no nope not oklay
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
And without being a moody-ass shit.
‘Hire a Tardis
Saving the Universe’
You can literally email them and HIRE OUT A TARDIS
IMAGINE YOU HAVE LIKE COCKTAILS OR WHATEVER AT YOUR WEDDING THEN YOU MOVE INTO A BALLROOM FOR THE RECEPTION AND THEN THEY MOVE THE TARDIS BACK INTO THE COCKTAIL ROOM AND THEN PLAY THE SOUND REALLY LOUD OVER THE SPEAKERS AND EVERYONE RUNS BACK IN AND IT’S THERE AND SOMEONE POPS OUT IDK THE COUPLE OR SOMETHING HOW COOL HOOOOOW COOL (via)
Well aside from it being a badly written, annoying song and a tacky, badly done video with Hot Topic-Weaboo aesthetics, I’ve got issues with her trying to promote herself as part of kawaii culture. She’s got the look all wrong, she looks like a weaboo at their first anime con. She’s not in anything recognize able, she’s just doing the white-celebrity-attempts-harajuku-look thing. She’s clearly seen the success of Kyary recently (after her Western exposure with Katy Perry and 1D, probably) and in the style of Gwen Stefani’s racist Harajuku Girl thing, used East Asian women as fetishy props and threw together a look that she probably think looks very Harajuku (I’ll bet she thinks Harajuku is a single style). The backup dancers aren’t particularly sexually fetishized but there’s that weird exoticism thing that Western stars do where they make a spectacle of countries like Japan and their ~wacky different~ aspects. Note that she also has other East Asian looking girls on set pretending to flock her like she’s a big celeb.
I think it’s tasteless and underhanded and she’s jumped on a gimmick because she doesn’t have good enough music to do well without one. She’s a married woman who is nearly 30 but she seems to still be in a particularly poorly executed Scene Kid phase.
She also seems to equate her ugly video with Japanese culture as a whole and uses broken Japanese and squawks “kawaii” in quite a maddening pitch. Which is both appropriative and embarrassing tbh. Oh and she does this obnoxious bouncing and clapping and bowing when she’s receiving her sushi????????????????? Like stop.jpg you’re white and from Napanee (I live 45 mins from her home town, it’s very very white and country)
Upon review of the lyrics I’m really fucking creeped out. It’s an already really creepy slumber party type song but it says “Lets be friends forever…come and play with Kitty and me.” Idk sounds clingy and fetishy and way too infantile for a 30year old woman to be singing.
Also I don’t like that she says “like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties” (Smarties are a chocolate here in Canada) like that’s just rude, don’t make fat kid jokes. V body shamey and like don’t equate junk food with a body type??
Overall 0/10, this song and video is offensive, racist, ugly, tacky, juvenile, appropriative, embarrassing for everyone and pathetic. There’s probably tons more that will occur to me later too, so I may edit this post. I’m terrified it’ll come on the radio and bring forth an era of terrible weaboos and scene kids who say “kawaii” far too much. I’m so scared.
A++++ ANALYSIS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AVRIL???
( My entire life family / people have told me I remind them of Avril and I cannot ever separate myself from her, especially not now ugghhhhh )